- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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