A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

A young baby died.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

the sky is green no it is not

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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