- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

i like it in the mouth

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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