A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Tilt your screen back

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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