We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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