- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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