- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.