Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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