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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

boobs.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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