- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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