- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are red, yup.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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