A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Safe sex MR

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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