Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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your face is kinda funny

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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