- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what came first the chicken or the chips

wanna here a joke? you.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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