Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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