Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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