- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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