- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

KONY 2012

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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