- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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