What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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