Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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