- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Caolan and Eamon

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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