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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Your mam is so fat.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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