What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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think twice or at least think

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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