- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

roses are red violets are indigo

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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