A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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