What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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