What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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The Morman Religion.

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hard cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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