why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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