- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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