Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Racial Equality

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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baloney sandwich

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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