- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

2 + 2 = fish

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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