Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

whats white jizz

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

This is an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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