How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

No

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

My dad

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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