Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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