- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red violets are indigo

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Canadians

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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