2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Daniel is a fag

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why? Why not?

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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