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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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