What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anything involving women..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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