What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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drew edminstin is a rat

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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