- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Safe sex MR

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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