- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

An Aisian failed a test

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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