Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why? Why Not?

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

vote this down and i will DOX you

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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