- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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