who is not good looking? mon morello

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Anti Joke

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