Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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