Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Morning wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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