- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How will the world end? That information is unknown

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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