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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

This statement is false.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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