roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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